In a stunning twist to the mayoral race, it has been revealed that Frank Tower may not have been born in Oshkosh, making him constitutionally ineligible to serve as mayor.
According to sources, Tower was actually born in Oconomowoc, a city about 80 miles south of Oshkosh. The news marks a crucial turn in an already contentious race.
"We need to know who the real Frank Tower is," said Tower’s opponent, Paul Esslinger. "He still has yet to admit that he was born in another city that starts with an ‘O’."
"This is huge," said Steve Ducey, host of Fox News’s Fox & Friends. "I don’t see how Frank Mussolini Tower can recover from this."
Tower’s campaign had no comment.
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