Often it seems that those in the media like to take a "watchdog" stance on politics, making sure everything in government is working the way it should be. However, here at OSHWATCH®, we like to reward and chastise randomly. Therefore, we hereby unveil an bi-weekly ranking of Oshkosh Common Councilors based on performance, appearance, opinions and hair. Every other week the winner will receive a slightly-deserved pat on the back.
Here are the rankings as of March 5, 2009:
1. Tony Palmeri (obviously)
2. Paul Esslinger (always agrees with Palmeri)
3. Mayor Tower (can always fall back on his second career as a male model)
4. Jessica King (refers to her seat as the "state senate of Oshkosh municipal government"...then weeps quietly)
5. Dennis McHugh (always good for the Council to have a cranky old man)
6. Burk Tower (doesn't "measure up" to the other Tower)
7. Bryan Bain (he knows why)
Attention Councilors: There is a meeting next Tuesday. Please take advantage to improve your rankings.
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